everlastingpieces: (inspired)
[When the video feed comes on, all Bargelings are treated to the sight of what looks like a rotting corpse. In fact, that's pretty close to the truth: she's a zombie, body half-decomposed, skin a rotten green and lips blue, body partially dismembered and held together with stitches. She's sitting on the floor of her room in a lotus position, dressed in hippie garb and looking badly in need of a bath.]

Brothers and sisters: greetings. I am Mariska, Zombie Queen of Psychedelia. One of the...ahah...infamous Dark Purveyors.

[She's staring with a great and creepy intensity at the screen, one eye a milky, filmed-over pale blue, the other eye yellow. Her voice has a rather inhuman resonance, but aside from that, and the slow, relaxed way she's speaking and the soft laughter...she sounds just like Amanda Young.]

I just arrived, and I must say, this is a really heavy trip to be dealing with. Seems like I stepped outside the boundaries of the universe, and while I've read enough on this device to get the gist of this vessel, the particulars are unknown to me. I seek those truths. My mind and heart are open to whatever you're willing to tell me. If you're looking for payment, I have no money...ahahahaa...but I'll gladly trade you a song.

[There's a large sitar in her lap, painted in swirling colors and patterns.]

Share your names and speak vibrantly, children. Hahahaaa...

[Private]

Date: 2012-07-22 05:55 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] scentbombed
scentbombed: (gah)
I didn't realize that was on my agenda. I thought I was a police officer; thank you for the correction.

[Private]

Date: 2012-07-22 05:56 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] hungryanhorny
hungryanhorny: (repeat that for me?)
You seeing a stake in my hand, officer? Buffy toting an axe I didn't notice?

[Private]

Date: 2012-07-22 06:09 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] scentbombed
scentbombed: (squint)
Making threats is still a crime, you realize.

[Private]

Date: 2012-07-22 06:13 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] hungryanhorny
hungryanhorny: (talking)
Yeah? 'Cause I'm sure you're you never made one.

[Private]

Date: 2012-07-22 06:16 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] scentbombed
scentbombed: (annoyed)
Not typically to unarmed ladies who haven't apparently done anything but die the wrong way, actually, no.

[Private]

Date: 2012-07-22 06:19 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] hungryanhorny
hungryanhorny: (talking)
[There's a look in her eyes, for a moment - like she doesn't quite approve of that herself; and if it was just her and B, sh emight even have words on that subject. But it isn't. To her, Angua's just an outsider - and she doesn't get to make calls like this.]

Glad for you; but with me and B? Looks like that, it generally tries to kill ya. Can't blame her for being cautious. [Except she can, and might, if she wasn't so busy defending her.]
Edited Date: 2012-07-22 06:20 am (UTC)

[Private]

Date: 2012-07-22 06:20 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] scentbombed
scentbombed: (yuck)
What a relief for me, then, isn't it, that the two of you and your terrible world don't run this ship.

[Private]

Date: 2012-07-22 06:25 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] hungryanhorny
hungryanhorny: (I'm not backing down)
Yeah. Lucky you.

[Private]

Date: 2012-07-22 06:30 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] scentbombed
scentbombed: (gah)
Yes, because it means I still get to tell you to shut the hell up when you come around harassing our inmates.

So kindly shut the hell up, warden, and tell your friend to do the same, if you've got any respect for yourselves or the job you're doing here.

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Date: 2012-07-22 06:35 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] hungryanhorny
hungryanhorny: (I'm not backing down)
You got a problem? Take it up with me; but lay off B.

[Private]

Date: 2012-07-22 06:37 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] scentbombed
scentbombed: (:|)
If either of you harasses an undead inmate again, I'll be taking it up with whichever one of you did it. You can expect that until the day I leave this ship.

[Private]

Date: 2012-07-22 06:55 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] hungryanhorny
hungryanhorny: (talking)
I'll "harass" whatever inmate needs it. [She just prefers the undead ones because they have a better chance of surviving her punches.]

[Private]

Date: 2012-07-22 06:57 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] scentbombed
scentbombed: (squint)
Not my inmate, you won't. Not if I catch you messing with unassigned inmates, you won't. And if it's anyone else's but yours, you can expect me to take it up with their warden.

[Private]

Date: 2012-07-22 07:11 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] hungryanhorny
hungryanhorny: (I'm not backing down)
Hey; any time and place.

[Private]

Date: 2012-07-22 07:15 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] scentbombed
scentbombed: (dammit!)
You seem to be misunderstanding me: I'm not begging to fight you. I'm not desperate for violence. Maybe that's a human thing!

I'm telling you what is acceptable behavior from a warden, and if you don't want to have every other warden in this place on your behind, you will drop it with the damn inmates, undead or no. End of bloody story, all right? [And whether it is or not, she is hanging up to go yell at George now.]

[Private]

Date: 2012-07-22 07:33 am (UTC)From: [personal profile] hungryanhorny
hungryanhorny: (you are so dead)
[She'd have continued speaking, but... she just growls at the phone. She's got Buffy to worry about.]

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